Estate and mortgageLast-Minute Cleaning Shortcuts
You"re sitting at home on a Saturday afternoon, reveling in a few
uninterrupted moments of relative peace and quiet. Then the phone rings,
and unfortunately, you don"t have caller ID. Much to your surprise and,
admittedly, chagrin, your in-laws announce that they just happen to be in
the neighborhood and thought they"d stop by for a while. Your mid-afternoon
break comes to a screeching halt. Then it hits you that your home is a
mess. We"re not just talking about a few things astray, but a bona fide
disaster area. Shrugging it off and resigning yourself to a messy home is
not an option when you"re dealing with these finicky in-laws. The hardest
part is figuring out what"s most important, what can be overlooked, and how
to preserve your sanity while you"re scrambling to prepare for their
arrival.
First, consider that you"re going to be spending time in the living room,
kitchen or both. Concentrate on these two rooms, and shut the doors to the
bedrooms -- particularly if they"re unkempt. Start by dragging out the
vacuum. Have you ever noticed how much nicer home looks with
vacuumed floors? If you"ve got carpet freshener, sprinkle it liberally
throughout your home. The scent will distract your in-laws from the rest of
your mess. Get out your furniture polish and your dusting rag, and give
your furniture a quick once-over.
Then, head into your kitchen. Your countertops are probably exhibiting
evidence of last night"s dinner and this morning"s breakfast. Get out your
dishwashing liquid, apply some to a kitchen towel, dampen the towel and run
it over your countertops. Then be sure to rinse your countertops to avoid
detergent from getting on your food. (This is just a guess, but the in-laws
probably wouldn"t appreciate crudites that taste like Palmolive.)
Depending upon how much time you have, you may want to give those vinyl
kitchen floors a fast cleaning to freshen them up -- and to freshen up the
scent in the most popular room in your house. You don"t have to get out the
heavy-duty cleaner and the sponge mop; that"s too time-intensive and
laborious for this occasion. Instead, grab a mop, fill the sink with some
mild detergent diluted with water, and give your floors the fastest
cleaning in the West. You"ll be surprised at how effective this shortcut
method is at freshening up your kitchen. It doesn"t take much elbow grease
to remove dirt and light scuff marks. If those scuff marks are particularly
stubborn, use a pencil eraser to remove them -- that should do the trick.
Your powdered automatic dishwashing detergent is a very versatile product;
you can use it to clean your stove as well as your floors, walls,
refrigerator and even your glass surfaces. Fill your sink or a pail with
approximately one gallon of hot water, and pour in one-quarter cup of
powdered detergent. Let it dissolve. You"ve got an inexpensive and very
effective cleaning solution. You may, however, want to test it on each
surface before you begin. After you"re finished cleaning each surface,
simply wipe it dry with a soft cloth.
You"re going to be using glasses and silverware, but they"re spotted and in
need of a fast touch-up. For your stainless steel, dampen a soft cloth with
white vinegar (one of the cheapest, most versatile cleaning solutions
around), and wipe them clean. Then run a dry cloth over them to prevent
spotting. Follow this shortcut for cleaning your glassware. Hold the
glasses upside down by the base, and dip them under a sinkful of hot sudsy
water, plunging the glasses up and down quickly. Then run them immediately
under hot clear water. Make sure that water is hot; running them under cold
water will subject them to a sudden temperature change which could cause
them to crack. Once the suds are removed, turn the glasses upside down on a
dry towel on your countertop to dry.
If you"re starting a cycle in your dishwasher in preparation for your
guests" arrival, run one cup of white vinegar through the cycle to remove
that soapy film from your dishes. If you have casserole dishes sitting
around with stuck-on residue from last night"s feast, fill them with a
mixture of baking soda (two to three tablespoons) and hot water, and let
them sit for 20 to 30 minutes before cleaning. Your job will be much
easier.
To cut that heavy household cleaner scent from your kitchen, place a
bowlful of lemons on your kitchen table. For your refrigerator, you"ve
probably heard the tried-and-true trick of placing a box of baking soda
inside to cut odors, but here"s another tip: If you"ve got vanilla extract
in your pantry, pour a small amount onto a paper towel or cotton ball, and
place it inside your refrigerator.
By now, your in-laws are tapping at the front door. As you make your final
lap to the front door to greet them, you realize that you neglected to
spruce yourself up before their arrival. But your house looks and smells
much better than it did just a short while ago. Besides, you can
nonchalantly apologize for your appearance, then explain that you were in
the middle of your usual Saturday afternoon routine: scrubbing your home to
a state of perfection. That little white lie should silence any comments
about your disheveled state ... provided you keep those bedroom doors
locked.